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Chaotic energy in perfectly wrapped form.

Star Wars Cook Book

Star Wars Cook Book

Cook like you're on Batuu. Just don't ask what's in the blue milk.

$19.25(may vary)

White Trash Cookbook

White Trash Cookbook

From possum to pudding, finally—a cookbook that doesn’t judge you for using Cheez Whiz.

$12.99(may vary)

Fish Flops

Fish Flops

Fashion? No. Iconic? Absolutely. Let everyone at the beach know you’re here to scale up the weird.

$24.99(may vary)

Yodelling Pickle

Yodelling Pickle

It yodels. It’s a pickle. That’s it.

$9.45(may vary)

Wearable Shark Blanket

Wearable Shark Blanket

Transform your little one into a cozy predator of the deep. This wearable shark blanket hoodie is perfect for kids who dream of swimming with the fishes—on the couch.

$29.99(may vary)

Custom Bobble Heads

Custom Bobble Heads

Your face on a bobblehead. Because nothing says "I care" like a miniature, nodding version of yourself.

$99.99(may vary)

Star Wars Kama Sutra

Star Wars Kama Sutra

A galaxy of positions so absurd, not even the Force can help you.

$19.50(may vary)

Floating Poop Pool Thermometer

Floating Poop Pool Thermometer

Because nothing says "pool party" like a floating turd that checks the temperature.

$9.99(may vary)

Crab Hands

Crab Hands

Because sometimes, hands just aren't enough.

$25.99(may vary)

Lazy Glasses

Lazy Glasses

See the world without lifting your head. Perfect for the horizontally inclined.

$13.59(may vary)

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