Certified Weirdness
An elite selection of the wonderfully bizarre. The weirder, the better.
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Star Wars Cook Book
Cook like you're on Batuu. Just don't ask what's in the blue milk.
$19.25(may vary)
White Trash Cookbook
From possum to pudding, finally—a cookbook that doesn’t judge you for using Cheez Whiz.
$12.99(may vary)
Fish Flops
Fashion? No. Iconic? Absolutely. Let everyone at the beach know you’re here to scale up the weird.
$24.99(may vary)
Yodelling Pickle
It yodels. It’s a pickle. That’s it.
$9.45(may vary)
Wearable Shark Blanket
Transform your little one into a cozy predator of the deep. This wearable shark blanket hoodie is perfect for kids who dream of swimming with the fishes—on the couch.
$29.99(may vary)
Star Wars Kama Sutra
A galaxy of positions so absurd, not even the Force can help you.
$19.50(may vary)
Floating Poop Pool Thermometer
Because nothing says "pool party" like a floating turd that checks the temperature.
$9.99(may vary)
Crab Hands
Because sometimes, hands just aren't enough.
$25.99(may vary)
Lazy Glasses
See the world without lifting your head. Perfect for the horizontally inclined.
$13.59(may vary)
55-Gallon Drum of Lube
Because sometimes, a bottle just isn't enough.
$1629.67(may vary)