Instant Icebreakers

Guaranteed to make people laugh, cry, or slowly back away. Either way, you're the center of attention.

Star Wars Cook Book

Star Wars Cook Book

Cook like you're on Batuu. Just don't ask what's in the blue milk.

$19.25(may vary)

White Trash Cookbook

White Trash Cookbook

From possum to pudding, finally—a cookbook that doesn’t judge you for using Cheez Whiz.

$12.99(may vary)

Fish Flops

Fish Flops

Fashion? No. Iconic? Absolutely. Let everyone at the beach know you’re here to scale up the weird.

$24.99(may vary)

Talking Trout

Talking Trout

The talking fish with a big personality. Some might say the biggest.

$44.99(may vary)

Yodelling Pickle

Yodelling Pickle

It yodels. It’s a pickle. That’s it.

$9.45(may vary)

Star Wars Kama Sutra

Star Wars Kama Sutra

A galaxy of positions so absurd, not even the Force can help you.

$19.50(may vary)

Floating Poop Pool Thermometer

Floating Poop Pool Thermometer

Because nothing says "pool party" like a floating turd that checks the temperature.

$9.99(may vary)

Crab Hands

Crab Hands

Because sometimes, hands just aren't enough.

$25.99(may vary)

Lazy Glasses

Lazy Glasses

See the world without lifting your head. Perfect for the horizontally inclined.

$13.59(may vary)

Dad Bod Fanny Pack

Dad Bod Fanny Pack

The perfect gift for the man who has everything—except visible abs.

$7.99(may vary)

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