Mystery Gifts & Mild Regret

Affordable, anonymous, and just weird enough to make HR slightly uncomfortable.

Star Wars Cook Book

Star Wars Cook Book

Cook like you're on Batuu. Just don't ask what's in the blue milk.

$19.25(may vary)

White Trash Cookbook

White Trash Cookbook

From possum to pudding, finally—a cookbook that doesn’t judge you for using Cheez Whiz.

$12.99(may vary)

Fish Flops

Fish Flops

Fashion? No. Iconic? Absolutely. Let everyone at the beach know you’re here to scale up the weird.

$24.99(may vary)

Yodelling Pickle

Yodelling Pickle

It yodels. It’s a pickle. That’s it.

$9.45(may vary)

Wearable Shark Blanket

Wearable Shark Blanket

Transform your little one into a cozy predator of the deep. This wearable shark blanket hoodie is perfect for kids who dream of swimming with the fishes—on the couch.

$29.99(may vary)

Custom Bobble Heads

Custom Bobble Heads

Your face on a bobblehead. Because nothing says "I care" like a miniature, nodding version of yourself.

$99.99(may vary)

Star Wars Kama Sutra

Star Wars Kama Sutra

A galaxy of positions so absurd, not even the Force can help you.

$19.50(may vary)

Lazy Glasses

Lazy Glasses

See the world without lifting your head. Perfect for the horizontally inclined.

$13.59(may vary)

Lightsaber Chopsticks

Lightsaber Chopsticks

The Force is strong with these utensils. Just don't duel over the last sushi roll.

$22.97(may vary)

Minecraft Creeper Hoodie

Minecraft Creeper Hoodie

Enjoy the Minecraft movie in style with this awesome article of clothing.

$34.99(may vary)

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