Send Him Off Properly

One last night of nonsense. Make it count.

Star Wars Cook Book

Star Wars Cook Book

Cook like you're on Batuu. Just don't ask what's in the blue milk.

$19.25(may vary)

White Trash Cookbook

White Trash Cookbook

From possum to pudding, finally—a cookbook that doesn’t judge you for using Cheez Whiz.

$12.99(may vary)

Fish Flops

Fish Flops

Fashion? No. Iconic? Absolutely. Let everyone at the beach know you’re here to scale up the weird.

$24.99(may vary)

Custom Bobble Heads

Custom Bobble Heads

Your face on a bobblehead. Because nothing says "I care" like a miniature, nodding version of yourself.

$99.99(may vary)

Star Wars Kama Sutra

Star Wars Kama Sutra

A galaxy of positions so absurd, not even the Force can help you.

$19.50(may vary)

55-Gallon Drum of Lube

55-Gallon Drum of Lube

Because sometimes, a bottle just isn't enough.

$1629.67(may vary)

Dad Bod Fanny Pack

Dad Bod Fanny Pack

The perfect gift for the man who has everything—except visible abs.

$7.99(may vary)

Lightsaber Chopsticks

Lightsaber Chopsticks

The Force is strong with these utensils. Just don't duel over the last sushi roll.

$22.97(may vary)

Edible Glitter

Edible Glitter

Make your drinks sparkle like your questionable life choices.

$11.99(may vary)

Lester Fixins Wild Unique Soda Sampler Set

Lester Fixins Wild Unique Soda Sampler Set

Like regular soda, but made by someone who hates you.

$27.39(may vary)

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