Cursed Treasures
These items should not exist. But they do. And now... they’re here.
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White Trash Cookbook
From possum to pudding, finally—a cookbook that doesn’t judge you for using Cheez Whiz.
$12.99(may vary)
Fish Flops
Fashion? No. Iconic? Absolutely. Let everyone at the beach know you’re here to scale up the weird.
$24.99(may vary)
Talking Trout
The talking fish with a big personality. Some might say the biggest.
$44.99(may vary)
Yodelling Pickle
It yodels. It’s a pickle. That’s it.
$9.45(may vary)
Star Wars Kama Sutra
A galaxy of positions so absurd, not even the Force can help you.
$19.50(may vary)
Floating Poop Pool Thermometer
Because nothing says "pool party" like a floating turd that checks the temperature.
$9.99(may vary)
Crab Hands
Because sometimes, hands just aren't enough.
$25.99(may vary)
55-Gallon Drum of Lube
Because sometimes, a bottle just isn't enough.
$1629.67(may vary)
Dad Bod Fanny Pack
The perfect gift for the man who has everything—except visible abs.
$7.99(may vary)
Lester Fixins Wild Unique Soda Sampler Set
Like regular soda, but made by someone who hates you.
$27.39(may vary)